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Legolas: Don’t make me toss you off this cliff.
Gimli: This ‘cliff’ is two feet high.
Legolas: That’s still really far for a Dwarf.
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#did someone fart? #I bet it was one of the dwarves #fucking dwarves ugh #they smell and all look the same what are you going to do with them #what would a dwarf look like if you gave it a bath? #what if I used my shampoo and conditioner? #no wait I wouldn’t use mine that’d be horrible #I’ll steal someone elses #yes #I’m sure tauriel won’t mind #it’s scientific research #what does a clean dwarf look like #maybe it’s a hobbit
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Daaaad nobody wears berries and flowers on their heads anymore!
is he holding a brush?
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“The horn of Gondor…”
I loved his expression too much, aha forgive me
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“But when King Elessar gave up his life Legolas followed at last the desire of his heart and sailed over Sea. (…)
(…) We have heard tell that Legolas took Gimli Glóin’s son with him because of their great friendship, greater than any that has been between Elf and Dwarf. If this is true, then it is strange indeed: that a Dwarf should be willing to leave Middle-earth for any love, or that the Eldar should receive him, or that the Lords of the West should permit it. But it is said that Gimli went also out of desire to see again the beauty of Galadriel; and it may be that she, being mighty among the Eldar, obtained this grace for him. More cannot be said of this matter.”
(The Lord of the Rings, Appendix A)
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